Bad Santa Drinking Game
Drink every time:
Finish your drink:
- Someone says "Santa", "Willie", "Merry Christmas"
- Willie (in the Santa costume) takes a drink
- Markus' height is brought up
- Willie is asleep or passed out
- Santa gets laid
- Willie soils himself
- A child tells Santa what they want for Christmas
- Santa says "Fuck" or any variant of the word
- Grandma fixes some sandwiches
- Willie cracks a safe
- Santa is suffering from a fake health issue
Finish your drink:
- Santa beats the shit out of kids
- When Santa gets into a shootout with the Pheonix Police Department