The Simpsons Drinking Game

Drink Every Time:

Homer:
  • Says "mmmmmm....." something | Ex. "mmmmm...donuts"
  • Drools
  • Eats a donut
  • Says "D'oh!"
  • Drinks a beer
  • Is working at the Nuclear Power Plant
  • His weight is questioned or mentioned
  • Strangles Bart
  • Calls Bart "the boy"
  • Does something idiotic
  • Has a new job


Bart:
  • Is riding a skateboard
  • Pulls a prank on someone
  • Fights with his sister
  • Does poorly in school
  • Says, something "...man" | Ex. "Don't have a cow, man"
  • Gets in trouble / called into Skinner's office
  • Spray paints graffiti
  • Hanging out with Milhouse

Marge:
  • Grumbles or Nags about something
  • Interacts with Maggie
  • Is upset with Homer
  • Kisses Homer
  • Says the word "Family"


Lisa:
  • Plays the Saxophone
  • Does well in school
  • Doesn't get along with the other kids
  • Says something smart
  • Says something feminist


Maggie:
  • Makes a sucking sound from pacifier
  • Appears to be smarter than the average baby
  • Falls down


Other Characters:
  • Barney drinks
  • Barney burps
  • Smithers does or says something homoerotic
  • Smithers says "...Sir"
  • Smithers says, "Sector 7G"
  • Mr. Burns does or says something evil
  • Mr. Burns asks, "Who is that man?" when referring to Homer
  • Moe says something depressing
  • Moe is holding a weapon
  • Skinner says "Mother"
  • Skinner has a Vietnam flashback
  • Super Nintendo Chalmers yells "Skinner!"
  • Edna gives a single "Ha!"
  • Nelson gives a "Ha Ha!"
  • The bullies (Nelson, Jimbo, Kern and Dolph) are bullying someone
  • Patty or Selma are smoking (two drinks if both are at the same time)
  • Patty or Selma chuckle/laughs
  • Grandpa is confused, or rambles on about nothing
  • Grandpa falls asleep
  • Itchy kills Scratchy in a horrific way
  • Krusty the clown says "Hey Hey!"
  • Krusty enjoys a cigarette
  • The Simpson family is in church
  • Ned Flanders says something with a "doodly or diddly" or says "Neighborino"
  • Apu says "Thank you, come again."
  • Someone orders a squishy
  • For every credit Troy McClure lists after "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from..."
  • Otto is driving the bus (1 drink) | Otto is outside the bus (2 drinks)
  • Chief Wiggum displays incompetence 
  • Raph does/says something incompetent
  • Dr. Hibbert chuckles
  • Groundskeeper Willie refers to himself in the third person




Finish your beer if:
  • Lisa loses someone she trusts/loves/looks up to
  • The family is all sitting together watching tv
  • The Simpson family leaves Springfield
  • Bart exposes is bottom to people
  • Homer is gets knocked out
  • Bart and Lisa solve a mystery
  • Homer is fired from his job
  • A character passes away
  • Sideshow Bob's plans are foiled yet again
  • The Simpsons have to give away the new pet they got
  • ...