Drink every time:
Finish your drink when:
- Someone says “Thanksgiving” unironically.
- A pilgrim mask appears.
- You see a social media post or live stream.
- Someone gets suspiciously separated from the group.
- There’s a reference to the original Plymouth murders.
- A pun or one-liner lands right before a kill.
- Someone’s weapon of choice is something you’d normally cook with.
- You think, “Wait… are they seriously doing this on Thanksgiving dinner night?”
- The killer uses theatrics instead of just stabbing.
- Patrick Dempsey looks a little too calm about the situation.
Finish your drink when:
- The parade scene chaos unfolds.
- The killer’s true identity is revealed.
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